Everybody's got a list of things they want to try
Of all the things they wanna see and do and feel before they die
Skydiving and travelling, wandering about
Me I've got a list of things that I could do without

Kanye and the Kardashians are sitting at the top
In fact I wish that all reality TV would fuck right off
I don't care for the Bachelor, The Block, or all the rest
Keep playing Survivor though, that shows the fucking best

whoa oh oh I've got a fuck-it list
I'm itemizing all the things that are giving me the shits
Things that if they went away I wouldn't even miss
And each day I'm adding items to my fuck-it list

Award shows and politicians, scientology
Scooters at the skatepark always dropping in on me
Velcro, anti -vaxxers, egg plant, and mid strength beer
Crunchy peanut butter get the fuck right out of here

whoa oh oh I've got a fuck-it list
I'm itemizing all the things that are giving me the shits
Things that if they went away I wouldn't even miss
And each day I'm adding items to my fuck-it list

Because opinions are like assholes, most of them are shitty
Everybody's got one and sometimes they're not pretty
You don't have to agree with everything I say
You can like what you like, and I'll hate what I hate

whoa oh oh I've got a fuck-it list
I'm itemizing all the things that are giving me the shits
Things that if they went away I wouldn't even miss
And each day I'm adding items to my fuck-it list

And each day I'm adding items to my fuck-it list
And each day I'm adding items to my fuck-it list
And each day I'm adding items to my fuck-it list